Tuesday, December 2, 2008

The Return of the Demon (A blog filled with parenthetical statements)

(Well, I didn't tell you about the first strike of the demon - but here's the return nonetheless). I have been known to be a little "crazy" during my hormonally challenging times of the month...however I think all of those prior episodes only provided a glimpse, a mere foreshadowing of things to come while pregnant. To put this bluntly...I am a monster. I must be stopped!!! As you have read, I have not been feeling great this week. I'm tired, I don't feel good, I haven't been sleeping well and this has been stressing me out - and today EVERYONE wants to irritate me! (By everyone I secretly mean my husband) I suppose I felt that I was teetering on the edge, but I was controlling it! But out of nowhere, everyone (Charlie) just shoved me over into the raging oblivion. Unfortunately while being posessed I lost memory of what happened...but bystanders later told me that there was much yelling (they actually said "screaming") and throwing of things. (My throat does feel a bit raw now that I think of it). I went home and after 2.5-3hrs of weepy hysteria, I am sooo wiped out. Pray to GOD you never fall into the monster's path ("there will be no survivors!") Brian Moskau (yeah I have NO clue if i spelled that right?), I remember you being at Obee's today...however it was during a blur of red so I apologize if I were somehow rude or not myself! haha. (I'm laughing in hopes that others will laugh with me.) We did make up and all is well on the Mid-Eastern vs. Western front and we can all sleep well tonight.

PS) my 11th grade teacher taught me proper use of parenthesis...however I cannot for the life of me remember anything about that. Also, I'm really getting frustrated by not knowing if the comma goes before or after "however" or is it in fact a semicolon? I try to find a better word, however, ; however is just so useful!

3 comments:

Claire said...

Haha. Oh Emily - I don't know whether to laugh or cry. So I'm laughing. Hahaha. Especially about the Mid-Eastern vs. Western front comment. Hahaha. Wow. I'm sorry that 'demon' of yours came out today. Is that the same 'demon' who wanted steak then puked it up? Hrm. Maybe you shouldn't listen to that guy anymore. 9:

I'm sorry you got in a fight at Obees. Lol. I hope you didn't scare off too many customers. Hope you sleep well tonight! Lol. Aaah, Emma.

Brian said...

Yes I was there today, but apparently I arrived too late to see the real action. Oh well, maybe next time ;) At least you were nice to me.

And you were very close on the name (Moeskau).

Emily said...

No you were early Brian! I was just on the brink at that moment! haha